October 31, 2009
Happy Halloween and Gate Night
When I was growing up in Minnesota, the night before Halloween was called Gate Night and was the night of mischief. I think it was called Gate Night because young people took the gates off of people’s fences and hid them in various places. I know of no one who actually did this, but in my neighborhood, it was a night where kids soaped store windows and tipped over garbage cans.
I could hardly wait to be old enough to participate in this mischief. It wasn’t parent sanctioned of course, but I have the feeling that they looked the other way on that night. At last, I reached the age of eight and along with five of my neighborhood friends set out after dinner to have a little fun. It was already dark and we soaped the window of Stanek Grocery and Kranz’s drugstore and then headed for the alley behind the nearby apartments. They were about a block or two away. The rule was that you never tipped a garbage can on your own block. After all it might be yours or a neighbors and you would be stuck cleaning up.
We approached noisily and full of adventure. Unfortunately, the police lay in wait in the alley with the lights off on their patrol car. Everyone picked up a can and I chose a large silver colored beauty filled to the top with ripe garbage, bottles, and papers.. Just as I picked it up, the lights on the patrol car flashed. There I stood guilty as hell, right in their spotlight. Petrified is hardly the word for what I felt. My legs turned to rubber, my stomach turned upside down and my arms became permanently glued to the sides of that garbage can.
I couldn’t put it down. Not for love nor life. Everyone else dropped their garbage cans and ran between buildings. Not me, hugging that silver albatross, I made a beeline straight down the center of the alley with the police car quietly following me at something less than a mile an hour. I know they were laughing, because I glanced over my shoulder and I could see these two huge faces in the patrol car window grinning. I still kept running.
The street loomed ahead and as I made a hysterical dash across it for the next alley, I still held the garbage can firmly in my arms. The police car mercifully turned right onto 36th street heading toward Harriet Avenue and disappeared into the night. Some more important call probably came in on their radio or they knew they had already scared the bejezus out of me making me powerless. I finally placed my dreadful treasure on the ground, sat down next to it, totally out of breath, and vowed never to lead a life of crime at least, until the next Gate Night.
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